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Free · Season standings · Weekly champions get crowned

Game night has a memory problem. Everyone remembers who won last night. Nobody can prove who's winning the year.And so the same argument loops forever — “I always beat you at this” — with no evidence on either side. Evidence is our entire business.

Put the game night on a board: every session logged, season standings live, a weekly champion crowned automatically, and an AI announcer named Ricky treating your Mario Kart grand prix with the gravity of a title fight.

A game-night season board: weekly standings, past winners, and Ricky's recap of the meltdown

Built for the long season

  • Weekly rounds, season totals. Two races at once: who took this week, and who's winning the year. Past winners stay on the board as a permanent historical record of greatness.
  • Any game counts. Kart wins, poker chips, trivia points, catan victories — you pick the metric. Fewest-wins boards exist for golf scores and other humiliations.
  • Ricky narrates the collapse. A blown last-lap lead deserves commentary. He provides it, with dials for how merciless to be.
  • Trash talk lives on the board. A built-in feed for the takes — but you have to put a score on the board before you get to talk. House rules.

FAQ

Who logs the scores? Your call per board: everyone logs their own, the group votes, or one commissioner rules with an iron fist.

Can we settle the meta-arguments too? The “which game is actually best” fight belongs on a vote board — one vote each, results on the record.

What does it cost? Free — three active boards, unlimited players, Ricky included. The only thing at stake is the standings.

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