Game night leaderboard
Free · Season standings · Weekly champions get crowned
Game night has a memory problem. Everyone remembers who won last night. Nobody can prove who's winning the year.And so the same argument loops forever, “I always beat you at this”, with no evidence on either side. Evidence is our entire business.
Put the game night on a board: every session logged, season standings live, a weekly champion crowned automatically, and an AI announcer named Ricky treating your Mario Kart grand prix with the gravity of a title fight.

Built for the long season
- Weekly rounds, season totals. Two races at once: who took this week, and who's winning the year. Past winners stay on the board as a permanent historical record of greatness.
- Any game counts. Kart wins, poker chips, trivia points, catan victories, you pick the metric. Fewest-wins boards exist for golf scores and other humiliations.
- Ricky narrates the collapse. A blown last-lap lead deserves commentary. He provides it, with dials for how merciless to be.
- Trash talk lives on the board. A built-in feed for the takes, but you have to put a score on the board before you get to talk. House rules.
FAQ
Who logs the scores? Your call per board: everyone logs their own, the group votes, or one commissioner rules with an iron fist.
Can we settle the meta-arguments too? The “which game is actually best” fight belongs on a vote board, one vote each, results on the record.
What does it cost? Free, three active boards, unlimited players, Ricky included. The only thing at stake is the standings.
Start from the game night template
Pre-filled: wins on the board, a champion crowned every Friday, season totals running underneath, Ricky at full volume. Strictly a Mario Kart household? The Mario Kart template comes with Mondays pre-selected. Change anything before it goes live.
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