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Settle any debate with a group vote

Free · One vote each · The board decides

Every group has one: the argument that never ends. Greatest sports movie of all time. The correct pizza place. Whether a hot dog is a sandwich. It resurfaces every few months, everyone repeats their position louder, and nothing is ever settled— because there's no scoreboard. We are a scoreboard company. Put it on the board.

How a vote board works

  • List the contenders. You seed the options; voters can add ones you missed. Eight movies, five pizza places, every take in the group — the board holds them all.
  • Everyone gets one vote. Change it as many times as your conscience requires — until the board closes, the race is live.
  • The standings are the verdict. Live rankings, a champion on top, and everything below it officially, permanently, on the record.
  • Ricky calls the race. The AI announcer reacts as votes land and lead changes happen. He has opinions about your opinions.

Watch one happen live

This is a real public board settling the greatest-sports-movie question right now — and the current standings are a scandal Ricky has already addressed:

Live standings of the Greatest Sports Movie of All Time vote board, with Ricky's commentary

Cast your vote — viewing is open to anyone with the link; voting takes a ten-second sign-in so nobody stuffs the ballot.

FAQ

Do voters need an account? Seeing a shared board: no. Casting a vote: yes — a ten-second sign-in, one vote per person. Democracy has standards.

Can people add their own contenders? Yes. Voters can add options the board's creator missed, so the write-in candidate is alive and well.

What else do people put to a vote? Team names, punishment sentencing for a fantasy league, best holiday-party dish, the family's definitive ranking of the family. If a group argues about it, it fits on a board.

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